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45 thoughts everyone has while shopping at Woolies

same-boat:

1. No more trollies :(
2. Open…open…OPEN!!!
3. Why don’t the gates ever like me
4. Why do they attach the tongs with a cord It’s not like anyone is going to steal any
5. THEY SELL SUSHI NOW
6. *Opens Facebook*
7. New Facebook status: “They sell sushi at Woolies now!”
8. $1.50 for a…

wind-take-me-home:

touchedbymisha:

managerie76:

kindaoffkilter:

katkillalla:

bookcameraknife:

wolvensnothere:

ksavalon:

strixus:

thewalkinggameoffannibals:

ellietheasexylibrarian:

avant-gardeian:

scifigamingmom:

thatfriendlyblackguy:

unfrightthere:

sprinkles-of-titty:

celtic-lady:

Robin Hood.

X-Files

American Horror Story:Coven

Doctor Who.

Avatar The Last Airbender

Bob’s Burgers*Bob Belcher voice* “Oh, my God.”

Adventure Time

Fuck. Criminal Minds

… Leverage. I could live with that.

Under the Dome. Fuck.

Twin Peaks.Shii-iit…?

Hannibal.
No thank you, please.

Agatha Christie’s Poirot! Yay! “My tisane, if you please, Miss Lemon.”

Brooklyn nine-nine.
I could deal

The Closer

Oh I don’t want to say it. If I say the word, THE gifs would interrupt on tumblr. 

Downton Abbey!

Call the Midwife… Can definitely live with that! {

wind-take-me-home:

touchedbymisha:

managerie76:

kindaoffkilter:

katkillalla:

bookcameraknife:

wolvensnothere:

ksavalon:

strixus:

thewalkinggameoffannibals:

ellietheasexylibrarian:

avant-gardeian:

scifigamingmom:

thatfriendlyblackguy:

unfrightthere:

sprinkles-of-titty:

celtic-lady:

Robin Hood.

X-Files

American Horror Story:Coven

Doctor Who.

Avatar The Last Airbender

Bob’s Burgers

*Bob Belcher voice* “Oh, my God.”

Adventure Time

Fuck. Criminal Minds

… Leverage. I could live with that.

Under the Dome. Fuck.

Twin Peaks.

Shii-iit…?

Hannibal.

No thank you, please.

Agatha Christie’s Poirot! Yay! “My tisane, if you please, Miss Lemon.”

Brooklyn nine-nine.

I could deal

The Closer

Oh I don’t want to say it. If I say the word, THE gifs would interrupt on tumblr. 

Downton Abbey!

Call the Midwife… Can definitely live with that!

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lovefromtwiggs:

Friendly reminder that the man who wrote Let it Go and other lovely songs from Frozen also wrote the beautiful songs entitled:

The Internet is For Porn
Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist 
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 
Everything Comes Down to Poo
If You Were Gay 
I Am Africa
Hasa Diga Eebowai

tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

I won’t go to my reunion because I’ll just ‘happen’ to be overseas.

Way cool excuse, bro.

themidwifeisin:

Buy these posters and find more from the amazing Repeal Hyde Art Project!

They are so amazing and speak so many truths - when I have my own clinic I’m going to put all of them up on the walls.  So beautiful!

mulders:

gillian anderson’s constant attempts to somehow film a sex scene with david duchovny are truly inspirational

 That is … essentially, exactly the way it happened.

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semolavanpeltpan:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

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