45 thoughts everyone has while shopping at Woolies
1. No more trollies :(
3. Why don’t the gates ever like me
4. Why do they attach the tongs with a cord It’s not like anyone is going to steal any
5. THEY SELL SUSHI NOW
6. *Opens Facebook*
7. New Facebook status: “They sell sushi at Woolies now!”
8. $1.50 for a…
American Horror Story:Coven
Avatar The Last Airbender
*Bob Belcher voice* “Oh, my God.”
Fuck. Criminal Minds
… Leverage. I could live with that.
Under the Dome. Fuck.
No thank you, please.
Agatha Christie’s Poirot! Yay! “My tisane, if you please, Miss Lemon.”
I could deal
Oh I don’t want to say it. If I say the word, THE gifs would interrupt on tumblr.
Call the Midwife… Can definitely live with that!
Friendly reminder that the man who wrote Let it Go and other lovely songs from Frozen also wrote the beautiful songs entitled:
The Internet is For Porn
Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
Everything Comes Down to Poo
If You Were Gay
I Am Africa
Hasa Diga Eebowai
i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
I won’t go to my reunion because I’ll just ‘happen’ to be overseas.
Way cool excuse, bro.
They are so amazing and speak so many truths - when I have my own clinic I’m going to put all of them up on the walls. So beautiful!
gillian anderson’s constant attempts to somehow film a sex scene with david duchovny are truly inspirational
That is … essentially, exactly the way it happened.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.
The owl is so menacing omgreblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.
Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.